一通操作猛如虎,定睛一看,原地杵!
韩寒 《飞驰人生》1
我们相声应该,求新、求变、求突破,我们得勇于创新,敢于踹一踹......................等会儿,你怎么不蹬一蹬呢................我还摇一摇呢
卢鑫玉浩 《卢鑫玉浩相声》1
搞笑的是,在外头,我刚正不阿。我得到监狱里来才能当个坏人。
原文:The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
原文:The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
斯蒂芬·金 《肖申克的救赎》1
我一看小丫头片子还有两幅面孔呢,看到姐这儿姐怎么收拾你,一会过来了,走到我这儿来了上下瞄了我一眼,喝什么,我装作听不懂的样子,我说sorry I don't understand,我问你喝什么,我说sorry I don't understand .would you like something to drink?coffee,tea or cola?我瞄了他一眼,哼哼,橙汁!
金星 《金星秀》1
“我下午真得回去 领导找我有事”
刘慈欣 《疯狂的外星人》1
“大哥 这酒也喝了 东西也没少拿 这说过的事 买卖得做”
刘慈欣 《疯狂的外星人》1